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		<title>Murray Hill Inc. For Congress</title>
		<link>http://larryherzberg.com/wordpress/2010/03/21/murray-hill-inc-for-congress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 21:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I recently posted, according to the Supreme Court, a corporation, being a person, has all of the free speech rights accorded to persons. To be logically consistent, should the Court also permit a corporation to run for office? Only if the corporate person in question is also a citizen of the USA, I suppose. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://larryherzberg.com/wordpress/2010/01/21/the-scotus-endorses-sociopathic-elections/" target='_blank'>As I recently posted</a>, according to the Supreme Court, a corporation, being a person, has all of the free speech rights accorded to persons.  To be logically consistent, should the Court also permit a corporation  to run for office?  Only if the corporate person in question is also a citizen of the USA, I suppose.  And just who is a citizen of the USA?  There are lots of court decisions on this issue, but given the current Supreme Court&#8217;s penchant for overturning precedents, Murray Hill Inc. clearly thinks that the time is right to test the legal waters-   </p>
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		<title>The Apparent Trap</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a hilarious John Stewart clip about Obama&#8217;s invitation to the Republicans to come to a televised meeting on health care 2/25/2010. The scenes of Hawaii at the end made me homesick&#8230; The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon &#8211; Thurs 11p / 10c]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a hilarious John Stewart clip about Obama&#8217;s invitation to the Republicans to come to a televised meeting on health care 2/25/2010.  The scenes of Hawaii at the end made me homesick&#8230;<br />
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		<title>Farewell, 2009&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://larryherzberg.com/wordpress/2009/12/30/farewell-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and may the teens be better than the oh-ohs. Here&#8217;s JibJab&#8217;s 2009 summation- Thanks Ber.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;and may the teens be better than the oh-ohs.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s JibJab&#8217;s 2009 summation-</p>
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<p>Thanks Ber.</p>
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		<title>Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game</title>
		<link>http://larryherzberg.com/wordpress/2009/12/02/ultra-realistic-modern-warfare-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks Okay, this may not be as funny as the Onion&#8217;s recent &#8220;Victim In Fatal Car Accident&#8221; skit, but we have some standards of taste and decency around here&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Okay, this may not be as funny as the Onion&#8217;s recent <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident" target="_blank">&#8220;Victim In Fatal Car Accident&#8221;</a> skit, but we have <em>some</em> standards of taste and decency around here&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Franz Kafka International Airport</title>
		<link>http://larryherzberg.com/wordpress/2009/04/23/franz-kafka-international-airport/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve never watched the Onion News Network, you&#8217;ve been missing out on one of the best sources of laughs on the internet. Here&#8217;s a sample of their offerings (excuse the short commercial at the start)- Prague&#8217;s Franz Kafka International Named World&#8217;s Most Alienating Airport]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;ve never watched the Onion News Network, you&#8217;ve been missing out on one of the best sources of laughs on the internet.  Here&#8217;s a sample of their offerings (excuse the short commercial at the start)-</p>
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		<title>Baracknophobia</title>
		<link>http://larryherzberg.com/wordpress/2009/04/08/baracknophobia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an amusing clip from John Stewart- The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M &#8211; Th 11p / 10c Baracknophobia &#8211; Obey thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis Political Humor]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s an amusing clip from John Stewart-</p>
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